Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
Don't feel bad, OP. I know it looks crappy, but maybe it was something as simple as the note on your locker falling off and someone came by thinking it was just random garbage on the floor.
Soninuva 41
And none for Gretchen Weiners!
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Comments (46)
D3a1_WItH_It 2
Maybe they ran out of post-its
danandphil 12
.Maybe it fell off?
pinkgirlee101 4
don't let it get you down OP. I'm sure some selfish jerk just took your note cause they needed that validation more than you do! You are wonderful and loved!
1FeelBad4U 15
we did this at my school and one of my friends didn't get a note because it said her locker was vacant...this was because she only goes to school for half days...otherwise idk bro
sharond23 10
how could you possibly know your locker was the only one?
peterblackmer91 12
How could you possibly know if every single locker got one? You sound a tiny bit paranoid. I'm sure you're not the only one.