Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
Don't feel bad, OP. I know it looks crappy, but maybe it was something as simple as the note on your locker falling off and someone came by thinking it was just random garbage on the floor.
Soninuva 41
And none for Gretchen Weiners!
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Comments (46)
hekinokuroihi 20
They probably realized that you're doing just fine and don't need an inspirational message. Or they hate your guts :D
seenoevil818 13
It might of been the most inspirational or best sounding note, that someone wanted to be a prick and took yours instead to feel better about themselves. Don't feel down about it OP.
ukeandfoodislife 19
Maybe it fell or something. Sticky notes aren't that strong. But I'm sorry OP):
MeltedMango 8
I bet the sticky note just fell off, OP! Don't think too much about it, I'm sure the mysterious writer holds no negative sentiments toward you.
Britt125 16
Maybe it fell off, or somebody else took it off for some reason? Or they ended up being short a sticky note (even if ones on either side had something it could have just been like 2 people did it and met in the middle kind of thing, so yours got missed)... maybe even they were short a few (unless it's a really really small school I doubt you were able to notice whether every locker had one or not). I wouldn't worry about it, people who go out of their way to do something like that likely aren't trying to exclude anybody and genuinely want to make everybody happy, it was probably just a mistake or bad luck of the note falling off or something. Just know that you're awesome and a note on your locker isn't necessary for that to be true.
mr_sarcastic416 29
Everyday of your life is a page in your history. Why not make a book worth reading. There you go OP; you've now got one too :)
tinycroc 10
Look on the bright side, whether it fell off or not (which it probably did) - I bet a lot of people thought you were the one leaving all the nice messages since there wasn't one on yours!
chaseafterwind82 29
Don't worry, most 'inspirational' messages are generally just a crap waste of time anyway, with nothing useful to say...
worldclassrager 41
Let's go with someone stole your note or they went in a specific order and get ran out...yeah that sounds better...
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Some people need inspiration from others to perform. There are other self motivated people that do their best without needing any help.