Today, I hate my wife’s dog. It destroys everything in the house, it destroys my garden, she barks constantly in her bed, and when I walk her she tries to attack every living thing she sees, but the instant I talk to my wife about her behaviour, I get yelled at for being mean. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
Today, I don’t ask much, just a bit of peace and my armchair, but now I don’t get either since my wife rescued a pitbull that weighs 8 stone, barks constantly and hates me. The first night it was here, it sat on my chair and bit me when I tried to move it, then overnight tore my chair to bits. FML
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I realized I hate my wife with a fiery passion. I honestly don’t even care. FML
Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML
Today, our landlord has begun eviction proceedings because he’s received over 100 complaints about our dog, who barks constantly, and who my wife has stubbornly refused to get rid of. My wife has basically forced us to choose between that fucking mutt and being homeless. FML
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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Chazzster 32
So let wife walk her own dog…
JBChristian 47
Get a shed and turn it into a man cave. Fence off the garden. Keep the things you don't want destroyed in the shed. Wife can walk her own dog.
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Comments (6)
teg3481 5
This sucks for the dog too. I do not get, why do you walk the dog if you hate it? Or if you walk the dog, why do not you try to bond with it (by exercising or doing something 'fun', like running, teaching tricks ...)
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the dog has found the right master.
Chazzster 32
So let wife walk her own dog…
kfchicken 31
that's the least of his issues tbh
JBChristian 47
Get a shed and turn it into a man cave. Fence off the garden. Keep the things you don't want destroyed in the shed. Wife can walk her own dog.
core01 30
Hire a dog trainer. Learn from the trainer. Create a dog that's a joy to have. Or, just keep bitching and destroy your marriage. Up to you.
jobekka 20
you are being mean.