Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
Don't feel bad, OP. I know it looks crappy, but maybe it was something as simple as the note on your locker falling off and someone came by thinking it was just random garbage on the floor.
Soninuva 41
And none for Gretchen Weiners!
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Comments (46)
ImagineCrazy 27
Same thing happened to me, but I was the only floor locker..
leafsnacks 11
Plot twist: it was op that put all the stickers on the lockers and they're a wonderful person =)
Vanimal 13
Wow this happened to my school the same day you posted this! Do you go to HPMS?
Kristoffer 35
Maybe they thought you didn't need it
Ninjerman 7
There can never be a more beautiful you. Now get out there and be the best damn 'you' you can be!!
lostinareverie 21
Maybe you're an inspiration by yourself!
Slothman102 11
That's because they know you don't need inspiration. As you yourself are inspirational.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
maybe you're the one who left notes
MayankGupta 12
May be you don't need or require inspirational quotes, OP. May be you are already an inspiration :)
bigbaconfan 2
claim responsibility, tell them you put 1on everybody's locker to make them feel good! you're forcing the real person to either admit they ignore you or give you credit. problem solved