Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.
aback 5
If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.
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Comments (190)
IcyHell 0
At least you didn't do as the note said...right?
therealdavid 0
That's cruel and inconsiderate. Ignore people like that, they won't go far in life.
o_omwahaha 0
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powermad80 2
ignore that "if you respond, you're just as guilty as him" crap that school teaches you. write on the back: Go **** yourself ******, now leave me alone and stop throwing your shit at me." and throw it back.
Yaboymv 0
i would have , i just went over bullying in ss class
KCTruth4 0
Sorry OP that was suppose to hit the person in front of you
Troll1 0
but he will, all in due time
Herropreez17 0
Troll1 your an ass hole. OP those were just some dicks in class. Ignore em.
sweet_candy_ 17
People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.
brighteyes81 0
39. Or not. Wow it's sad how hateful you are.
DRock525 0
all the more reason to buckle down and really make something of yourself, so when you drive your new Audi to the 25th year reunion at your private club, you will have the satisfaction of knowing they all live in the trailer park off the highway and work in the local coal mine!
ramboman19 8
^^win 85
PeteyPablo12308 20
85 you are awesome.
Jizwold 0
it's funny because op is probably a freak who will end up shooting up the school or killing themselves so I doubt the scenario that 85 suggested
Johnnnyyy 0
n ur the guy I use to stuff in lockers for messin with ppl like op
babyyappld 7
112- you're an asshole...
Jizwold 0
how am I an asshole? you don't get everybody to hate u for no reason. he must have done something
swagchamp 0
and I doubt you have a ballsack... or friends
iloveturtlez 4
Yeah! :]
mk58 31
they're obviously angry because something stupid happened to them. and no, not everyone hates you, they are definitely delusional.
Troll1 0
I do hate you, OP. with all my being.
TrollsHaveSouls 0
ydi for eating and using toliets
that1guyyy 12
his ghost typed this?
zacmann 0
hay that's mean but funny
Fuzzbump 5
Don't worry, the note most likely doesn't represent how the entire class feels.
Troll1 0
but it does. they all signed it.
gabby1995pena 4
lol I imagined two bears fighting as one said your comment to the other.
PenguinToucher 0
Damn that sucks, but how would one go about effing them self? Just curious.
sikstix 2
your hand is part of yourself
TrollsHaveSouls 0
hot
retrospect 5
unless everyone signed it, I wouldn't worry about. It's apparent that whoever wrote it needs to grow up.
aback 5
If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.
TheJawsman 18
I'd say piss on it then throw it back. A disgusting note like that deserves an equally disgusting response. That might get you suspended though, so forget I said that:P
Roxxay 6
aback is right. blow your nose in it then turn around and say "think you lost something" and give it back
January8 5
#12 BEST SUGGESTION THUS FAR!!!! made me happy : D
swagchamp 0
win^