Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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flockz 20
sorry no one likes twilight that much...
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Comments (97)
OB1CanBlowMe 3
Lame
xShannonxSammyx 7
So, you get to keep 98 movies. Poor you.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Oh, I read the FML wrong. OP, that sucks. Sorry.
DevilsTemptation 12
Well ATLEAST you dont have to go out and spend all your money on Re-buying them :)
oops_im_fucked 8
Doesn't she?
BrittanyB94 0
What crappy movies do you watch haha
KiddNYC1O 22
It's a possibility that the thief watches crappy movies.
BrittanyB94 0
That's also very true
Mythekos 0
You think the burglar would seriously look through all 100 movies?
drewpeacock42 1
i would be more pissed about my movie collection now you have a reason to get a 3d tv and a blu ray player
tj4234 36
who says they weren't already a 3D TV and a blueray player?
ianderson818 4
Tushe
illmatic2 16
Tushe? Do you mean touché?
every1luvsvag 10
illmatic, where have you gone?
illmatic2 16
Uhhhhh nowhere :P
HeyImJuli 3
Well, not everyone loves twilight
Masii 3
Atleast you have 98 movies left.
SeasonedLemur 5
They'd be shit out of luck if they stole part of my DVD collection, I never put them back in the right cases.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Would you rather have them take all of your movies?
tona01 16
Yes, yes he would