Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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ltsune 3
They probably knew they could just download all the dvds.
thisgirl2u 9
What I find most amusing about this post is that instead of being terribly upset that you were robbed you are more offended that the burglars did not appreciate your taste in movies. FYL indeed OP for not realizing your loss in money and only seeing this as your pride being hurt.
DeLpHe3zY 7
That's funny lol
Uncle_Ben96 5
That's an upside! You can't help what you like!
holakittylover 0
or maybe they have taste
MiniMooseXD 0
Or maybe it is they who has bad taste! Dun dun duuuun! *mind blown*
pongdadong 6
DVD's....?? Guess now you can update and get a blu-ray player.
Hellisforthedead 2
DvDs aren't worth that much anymore. Would you be surprised if you had 100 VHS tapes and they were all still there after this?
RavenNight 0
wow ur life must be so horrible cuz u hae a different taste in movies. i mean hello you were robbed and you're complaining abt ur taste in movies?
kitsune3 20
Not necessarily. Everyone has different tastes. Maybe if it had been someone else who robbed you, (aside from whoever actually did,) they might have liked more. That, and you have to consider maybe they weren't keeping them. Maybe they took them for someone else. Or just to take something. Or to sell them. There are many possibilities. But either way, it's all good. At least they didn't take something more important.