Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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flockz 20
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phoeblue 5
The same thing happened to me when my house got robbed, took a ps3 and wii, also took shitty games like wall-e but left things like resident evil 5 and super smash bros. Ah well, I hope you had insurance :/
ikavieto 0
who cares? the one watching the movies is uou, if you like them whatever
jimbobpro87 0
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Gemmy_44 7
I would make sure you get the police to take careful fingerprints on those DVDs, especially if the thief/thieves pulled them out and rifled through them. CDs/DVDs or the jewel cases retain great fingerprints, and the chances are good the little ***** are already in the system. My car was broken into and whoever did it pulled my CD storage case where I keep some older CDs and went thru them, and I could see where they left their fingerprints on them (guess they didn't like Madonna or Prince, lol). Police wouldn't fingerprint, tho. Guess I didn't lose enough stuff. Wish I could have done it privately and nail the sneaky ******.
manjot21sandhu 0
I think this means its time to upgrade to a blu ray player
thoughtcriminal7 3
NeYou're complaining because...only two of your hundred DVDs were stolen? What the hell is wrong with you?
silversonic75 6
What makes it worse is that now you're stuck with about 98 DVDs, but no DVD player. That is just cruel and unfair punishment.
giants1234 0
Or maybe the robber has a taste in movies.
clynnc19 9
Well he already stole your TV and dvd player. Maybe he just couldn't carry the rest...
SGT_DBL 15
Ha ha! I had something similar happen once. A "friend" of mine broke into my house and stole my Playstation, my Playstation 2 and all my Playstation 2 games. He didn't steal the original Playstation games however. Not because they were bad games (they were better than the crap on the PS2 at the time in fact) but because they were old and their resale value wasn't high enough to make it worth stealing them. He wanted to sell the stuff for drug money, he didn't want the stuff itself. Things like videogames and DVDs just don't hold their value (as a legitimate item or as stolen goods) once they become obsolete. If you had had all the same movies (however bad they may be) on BlueRay you can bet he would have stolen them all.