Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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flockz 20
sorry no one likes twilight that much...
tsim_fml 0
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Comments (97)
MCVelvet1497 3
Did they steal your ****?
GodsLittleMistak 8
Well would you prefer if they took all of your DVD's? Sorry about the break-in though,hopefully you'll get your stuff back.
nikkilorenz7 5
right, a theif would give them their stuff back. ? your stupid.
brianjman14 23
Her stupid what?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Her stupid period, can't you read? Although, that is a rather odd time to complain about that.
KiddNYC1O 22
44- Get their stuff back as in the cops might find the thief and you should figure out the rest from there.
GodsLittleMistak 8
79- That's exactly what I meant,thanks
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Really 44? REALLY?
anniedi 6
Wierd how you can see that 2 out of a hundred Are missing.. do you really know your lovord that well?
zach205 24
140, maybe they are neatly arranged on a shelf, and there are now 2 gaps
blondie1208 17
couldve been worse.
hellokimmiee 5
2=/= few. 2=couple. You have bad taste in knowledge.
BruisedGiraffe 15
No, your just a douche.
brianjman14 23
No, she's just awesome. *You're* just a douche.
megapeyt 17
Epic fail!!! I would have sold the rest
Thisismypchere 8
Well that does suck, but you shouldn't care what other think. Sorry about the stolen DVDs though.
ThatsSOBforshort 2
Were they both pornos?
perdix 31
Why do you assume that petty criminals have better taste in movies than you do? Those assholes can't even hold down steady employment. Just because they left your inane rom-coms and stamp-collecting instructional videos doesn't mean they are frickin' Siskel and Ebert.
BustaCapInYoAss 5
Yeah I think they were pornos
Glitterhinoceros 14
You have 98 copies of twilight??
KiddNYC1O 22
I see what you did there. Hopefully in the near future 7 billion people would have broken into Op's house and not steal a single DVD- if you see what I did there lol.