Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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flockz 20
sorry no one likes twilight that much...
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kitsune3 20
Guys, DVDs are NOT obsolete. They'll be obsolete when stores quit selling them. And even then, people will be able to get them online. Hell, I buy games fro "outdated" systems online all the time. Just cuz something isn't the big new thing anymore doesn't mean people can't still get enjoyment from it. I mean I still have a working NES and I play it all the time. I freaking LOVE that thing! And I bet any of you I can get more games for it online. So please, take the point and stop telling OP to "upgrade."
caboose2237 6
If it helps I've had an air freshener stolen from my car
MrDiezel 3
I like how the thief actually sifted through movies instead of just taking them all
cassi135t 1
how would you know if only 2 out of your 100 DVDs were stolen? do you kiss them all to sleep at night? :)
candyaddict54 3
lmaoo did u have the Justin Beiber movie?? the robber probably didn't have enough time to steal all the movies.
BunnySlippers 6
Hahahahahaha, I feel sorry for you. I can only imagine what type of movies you had.
xX1232Xx 6
Sooo....you wanted them to take them ..? Il take them if it bothers you that much...:)
DriftingTaco 0
wow, you would think the fml would be about being burglarized, screw your dvd's
lifeisasillygame 2
or they already broke into someone else house and already stole the movies you have!.. that's a good thing you only now have to buy a new TV and DVD player and the 2 movies you lost instead of 100 movies!
ifeelcheated 0
This isnt fml worthy. U lost a few movies. Grow up