Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
Michael Jackson was 50 when he died, not a toddler. You're a complete idiot for even trying to justify something so stupid. Shutyourmouthdipshitidiotfuckingcunt.
TheOptimist 0
sorry, not everyone knows what you do. Get off your high horse and tell him who she is.
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Comments (110)
bballsoccerrocks 7
Whose caylee?
akayc32 0
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Really?
LardZilla 11
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Now what rock were you living under again? Was it the big sandy one on the right or the small one on the left?
TheOptimist 0
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mk58 31
You idiots who don't know who that is: it's called Google. And while you're at it, look up Casey Anthony too.
TheOptimist 0
sorry, not everyone knows what you do. Get off your high horse and tell him who she is.
akayc32 0
16, ever heard the phrase "google it"? At any rate:she is a little girl who was "allegedly" murdered by her mom(Casey Anthony) who covered up the fact she was missing, she was found not guilty by a group of retards this summer.
raphanne_fml 33
Come on #1, I live in a different continent and I know who she was...
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
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**** Caylee Anthony. Does anyone know how many kids starved to death this week in Somalia? This case is not global news!
alpaquette91 9
You just bought a bran new meaning to the phrase EPIC FAIL!
akayc32 0
39.. How many?
Shayners5565 3
14 way to be a total dick
ejjamael 5
caylee Anthony is the baby of Casey Anthony
copy125 0
I'm pretty sure se mean Casey* instead of Caylee
mishkaroni 15
I don't think so...dressing up as Casey wouldn't be highly offensive and inappropriate since people dress up as murdereds all the time. Whereas dressing up as Caylee, like OP stated, would be considered so, since she was a victim and child.
FarSide 23
Encourage him to do it. Let's all see a Darwin Award in the making...
DjeePee 25
"Come on #1, I live in a different continent and I know who she was..." Come on #29, I live in a different continent and the only missing American girl I know is Maddie McCann. And yes, we could always have googled it, but aren't we all terrible lazy bastards?
dr_random 11
Except Maddie McCann is British...
dr_random 11
Except Maddie McCann is British...
raphanne_fml 33
#83 As #97 said the girl you mentioned was British. Laziness is not an excuse, if you have time to ask a question here, then you have the 2 minutes it takes to google it. It's not that ******* hard, is it?
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
#39, **** you. Were those children murdered by their own mothers? I think not! Are you one of the idiots that said Casey was "not guilty"
Skaterdude243 4
Lol i would go as casy
akayc32 0
You'd probably get your ass kicked if you looked anything like her...
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
TROLOLOLOLOLOL strikes again!
vbmg152 19
Go ahead! I dare you!
Akai_fml 4
Exactly! I marked this one YDI, because really, everyone deserves to be with someone with a vibrant sense of humor. The OP is very lucky, even if she doesn't realize it yet.
syki 22
You know what's funnier than infanticide? Everything.
max_wilder 9
You should go as a couple casey and caylee
LardZilla 11
People like that need to grow up.
max_wilder 9
Miroslav= win
jellitonoctopus 19
You can celebrate Halloween with your friends &let him embarrass himself with his.
gracetaylor 0
whos that?
melikeyturtles 3
Read other comments before you ask questions.
Llamassss 21
She was comment number 8, 1-7 do not say who Caylee is. On another note, I literally live 10 minutes away from where they lived.
allen2688 6
Sorry who is that?
mk58 31
What a ******* douchebag.
mk58 31
What a ******* douchebag.
blacknail3dfr3ak 3
It's a free country.. He can do what he whats
peptidoglycan 4
Yeah but it's called having morals. He should grow up and respect the deceased.
melikeyturtles 3
Especially a deceased infant. Any douchebag that shows up to a Halloween party with tape across their mouth deserves to get their a$$ kicked. That's really pushing the limit too far.
mramnauth 0
You've got a rockin body ;]
sugar_babe 3
93...get new eyes
Kdawgg01 2
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You mean casey. I dont think its a big deal. Halloween stores all over sell other monsters' masks. As long as she doesn't profit from it
mk58 31
Casey was the mother. OP's boyfriend wants to dress up as Casey's daughter, Caylee.
every1luvsboners 11
No, the FML says Caylee as in Casey Anthonys deceased toddler daughter. LuRn 2 reed, dUFus!