Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML
katethegreatxx tells us more.
So, I'm the person that submitted this, I made an account to clear up confusion on my story. This wasn't an engagement ring, or a promise ring, just something to say that he loved me. The ring wasn't ridiculously expensive, and I'm grateful for it AND him, no matter what the price is. I wasn't complaining about him, more like ranting about what happened. I thought it was funny, and thought that other people might too. Trust me, I know that I'm very lucky, and fortunate to have a guy like him, even if he didn't take the moment seriously. But, that's what makes him special in my eyes, since he has a sense of humor. :)
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Mrfyourlife 5
He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.
Blacksxe 1
So he was fingering you?
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Comments (166)
Metzler31 17
Hahah at least you got the ring!
EvilPotato 15
So your still married.
tweetbaby14 18
*engaged
xk75 4
This post brightened my day-most fml posts about boyfriends/girlfriends behaving badly make me sad for the future of humanity, but I like this guy!
LiveLaughFML 10
if that was a mood ring, than i'm sure it turned blue. :S
Alleged_Cranium 7
She fell in love with the ring? Any love for the guy?
rottentomatoes 7
He's a keeper .
hollya17 6
Exactly what I was thinking
lbumbblebee 5
I don't see this as an FML op, atleast you got an awesome story to tell :D
ReynshineCutting 10
I am totally on OP's side here. If he was proposing to her he should take it seriously and not ruin it. But then again, I'm an old soul in a young body and don't understand half the shit my generation does and I see most of it as pointless and immoral, but that's just me (and I guess OP).
dre_bro11 12
It doesn't say anything about an engagement. All it says is OP was given a ring which they fell in love with.
ReynshineCutting 10
Well usually a ring is for an engagement or a promise ring. Promise rings are still something to be taken seriously and nothing to joke about.
xk75 4
Ring doesn't necessarily mean "promise" or "engagement." that's a pretty important detail, don't you think the op would have mentioned it? A ring is a ring-period. I received a fine jewelry ring as a birthday gift from a boyfriend and neither one of us harbored any delusions about the ring being anything more than a thoughtful and romantic birthday gift. And yes I would have cracked the eff up big time if he pulled the stunt described in the fml!
ReynshineCutting 10
Well most women assume if a guy is giving them a ring, there's some level of commitment with it which is why it's a dumb idea for a guy to give a girl a ring as a random gift. If OP is one of those many women then she may not have felt the need to mention whether it was an engagement/promise ring. It's just unclear in the Fml. She should have said "engagement/promise ring" or "random for no apparent reason ring". The Fml staff should add another 50 characters to the limit so these can be more clear.
Mrfyourlife 5
He was letting you know what he wanted in exchange for the ring.
MuchDance90s 0
seems like a sweet deal; she gets jewelry AND sex!
StoryOfTheYear 15
I like-a duh sexaytam.
cbdee 8
Agreed!!!
Zepher 1
hes too direct--> ergo, creepy
Abdul888 16
You should've held his balls tightly for ruining the moment. FYL
bizarre_ftw 22
Are you not a think as I drunk you are?
btbamfan75 0
thats a stupid idea
Abdul888 16
haha your comment made my day :D
Blacksxe 1
So he was fingering you?
khaoticpanda 28
lol i love you!XD
Blacksxe 1
Thanks :)
Silenthunter 0
At least he has his priorities straight
justmeh 0
So is he still ur boyfriend?!
imcutefml 0
Depends how big the diamound is on the ring
rexgar2000 10
was that like a proposal?
Saltime 0
Nope. He's her fiancé.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Giggity?
olpally 33
Yes!! giggity giggity goo :D
seppi24 1
i just Love your Description, go ovi, cindy crosby sucks anyway, if crosby plays again after His injury philly should Welcome the bitch again :) Red is caps Hockey, Rock the red?
jonn090 13
glitter ur pretttyyyyyy. We should have experimental relations together in an intimate manner :D
jknorr34 4
we all know you liked it
Clozzie 0
LOL! I would laugh if my bf did that!
baseballlegitly0 2
giggty giggty mate
Glitterhinoceros 14
Derp
Glitterhinoceros 14
Derp
Glitterhinoceros 14
Derp
Glitterhinoceros 14
Derp
pixelebrate 0
Derp.
Cappiej 18
I thumbed you up because you're cool, Glitter