Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0
Go with the flow all ways works.
tehspy1337 0
Next time say "it's yours"
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BaconBottems 0
I know exactly how u feel. I got asked if I was pregos 5 times in one month by the same girl. and then all that year got asked every day by different ppl. one day I just said check back in 9 months
mwjessica 0
*That comment wasn't supposed to go here! Damn you, FML! :P
mwjessica 0
For the people who say:
TheDrummingResul 0
Any of that embarrassing fat that got you mistaken for being pregnant was just blown away by your awesome quick-wittedness.
Simpson143 2
You should've have said you're not to see the other persons reaction. :)
aramross91 7
Jsyk I know some of Cody's closest friends back in here on the Gold Coast.
Pushka 8
This happened to me once few years ago, a clerk in the store where I went to shop asked me that question. I said 'uuuh....i'm not pregnent' n gave them a stonecold stare, they froze lol. Years from now when you loose all the 'baby weight' you'll look back at this and lol =)
xStaciexLynnx 15
I think most women love to talk about it with people they KNOW. I've heard many women say it drives them crazy when random strangers bring it up. Plus, people are saying it's rude since this person wasn't actually pregnant...
xStaciexLynnx 15
That was supposed to be in response to 72...
AnneFTW 17
That was probably the best thing to do!
EllenMenjivar 1
seriously take a hint!!
0opsie 6
Are you sure they weren't making fun of you?
mdizzl 6
tell them straight up that you aren't pregnant. let them feel embarrassed. they're an idiot for asking that question