Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
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lexos 16
Somehow I have the feeling that she was just looking for a excuse to break up
MidnaLink 35
And what, pray tell, did you write that she could be dense enough to think "breakup"?
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MidnaLink 35
And what, pray tell, did you write that she could be dense enough to think "breakup"?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Maybe she just found the letter and was too lazy to read that much, so she guessed what was inside...
MidnaLink 35
Then that's her problem for being stupid. If I see a note, I'm gonna read it, even if it says "just grabbing coffee, ran out".
Richie Schneider 2
My inference is that she didn't actually read the letter, but merely saw it and assumed it was a "Dear John" letter.
lexos 16
Somehow I have the feeling that she was just looking for a excuse to break up
Burle 17
I'm guessing she didn't read the letter, just saw it and assumed it was a breakup letter. Then, working under that assumption, she threw out all your stuff. I'm seeing two very different personalities here. Yours: thoughtful and loving, the kind of person who takes the time to write a love letter. Hers: impulsive, spiteful - as evidenced by her throwing out your stuff - when you break up there's no need to pull that nonsense, and angry. Also probably not very invested in the relationship or she would have taken the time to read the letter. Really sucks that it happened this time of year but it could be for the best
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I see I am not needed here anymore. Someone else has already done the right thing. I shall leave now *flies straight up until I leave the screen*
PhoenixChick 26
Well said!
sunnyskys 25
Spite.... it’s just a very sad thing to see. Your messing with fire. If she ever feels that you are cheating for some construed reason be prepared to find her and some other dude in your bed.
Vanessa Ramirez 6
Omg what did you write or did she not read it????
acmariner99 25
Dodged a bullet there OP.
Goatstookallusernames 5
Ydi for dating an illiterate!
chubbear 14
There's a difference between misunderstanding something and not knowing how to read...
Ryan Joshua Lyle 7
Well, clearly she didn't know how to read. So...
Maxblaze1167 6
my gf did that before so I dropt every Thing to go to her
Billy Hall 4
rewrite the letter on here so we can read it :)
KindaObvious 6
Did you include "I will always love you" and "I have to go"?
Autism92 5
Really? A real breakup letter could be sent in a text with just a few words: Screw you, Karen.