Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
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Rico_Mal1116 0
Go with the flow all ways works.
tehspy1337 0
Next time say "it's yours"
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Comments (203)
dtang 0
Haha its funny cuz she's fat! Suck on dees little chinese NUTS
mattrd_fml 31
aww... that sucks OP. FYL
ninidunut 0
just say "I don't know ask your boyfriend" ;)
leberist 0
You should tell them your getting an abortion.
ImDeathRow_fml 0
reality check
jenna5960 7
Been there done that. The last time it happened I said "oh, I'm not pregnant I just had my baby" My daughter is 5 so fml too.
Shellster 10
This is what I call "A GREAT RECOVERY". No need to make things weird
babyboox333 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha yooooo this made me laugh !!!! Good one budday
laxman38 6
Ha ha fat ass
mkcherry 14
you dont have to be fat to look pregnant, i had a hormonal condition that made my belly bloat terribly i looked 6/7 months along, got on progesterone and it all toned up, i dont look remotely pregnant anymore. Get your blood work done - unless you really are just fat.