Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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Welshite 40
I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."
anythingmustbe 18
Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.
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Comments (100)
Ecudaniel 16
Well a $ 1,000,000 bill is tempting...
djPanda 8
12 year olds you silly *****
iloveyoubatman 6
Well that escalated quickly
KingRay 3
See, this is just another case of people stealing shit just cause it's sitting there.
kmartFTW 12
Some people aren't too bright.
darkfireflame 15
"Today I broke into someone's car to steal a $1,000,000 bill the rich idiot had hanging in their window. The bank teller told me it was fake and called the cops on me. FML."
Drosophila82 18
Correction: today a drunk retarded dumbass broke into your car... Even car theives have standards and self respect
criley221 19
Even though the bill was clearly fake, you did leave "money" hanging in your car for all to see. YDI for not picking a better mirror decoration! :)
miranda9202 15
sounds like he's a special kind of stupid.....