Today, my soon-to-be ex doesn’t understand why I get so pissed that he has to consult his ex-wife over every little thing we do, including needing her blessing for us to get engaged. It’s none of her damn business, yet he insists he’s merely trying to not hurt her feelings. Fuck him and her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband’s ex that she is under no circumstances to contact him for any reason, and that if they must discuss the kids being dropped off, I am to be included as a group text. Her reply? A bunch of laughing emojis. Now he’s pissed at me for trying to protect our marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me a story about his ex-wife. Just normal day-to-day stuff. He then got mad at me because I wasn’t mad that he was talking about his ex. I told him that I understood he had a life before me, and it wasn’t a big deal. Apparently, he wants a jealous immature brat. Sorry? FML
Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML
Today, my best friend refuses to attend my wedding, all because I’m marrying her ex. He left her for me but didn’t cheat. We just fell in love and he had the decency to leave the relationship before starting to date me. She refuses to understand that no matter how hard I try to explain. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got married. Normally this wouldn’t bother me at all, had his bride not been the girl we constantly argued about all the time during our relationship. The one he “swore on his grandma’s grave he would never see that way.” Oh, and we broke up 7 months ago. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, my ex is doing with his new girl all the things I begged him to do during our relationship. She gets Just Because flowers (he only got me flowers once and complained how expensive they were), trips (he told me he hated traveling), and apparently an engagement ring (he said he didn’t believe in marriage). FML
Today, my hopefully soon-to-be ex husband refuses to get an annulment. His female best friend, who’s been in the picture for years, rage quit our wedding and she blocked him on everything. He’s fallen into a depressed state. When we consummated our marriage he was a like zombie. He still claims he “loves me.” FML
Today, my ex got a new girlfriend. I genuinely don’t care who he dates, I just know that now I’m in for 3 to 6 months of performative angry phone calls, court summons, and social media slander, all while he plays up sympathy from the new chick. He doesn’t care about our kids and pulls this same stunt repeatedly. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
Run. run fast. it's never going to get better
RichardPencil 32
Call me psychic, but I think his second wife is going to look a lot like his first. A lot!
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SirEnigM0nk 22
How does that song by Hall and Oates go? "(Oh here he comes)/Here he comes, he's a man child"
Anzubar007 4
Do they have a kid together? If so I don't blame him, if not then yeah he's being weird
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I still blame him even if they have a kid. Yes it's important to look after the needs of your kids, but this wasn't about the kid. OP clearly states that his reason is "trying to not hurt her feelings"
DanielleinDC 34
Even if they have a kid, their primary communication should be about their kid. And he shouldn't be talking to his ex about his current relationships.
RichardPencil 32
Call me psychic, but I think his second wife is going to look a lot like his first. A lot!
Crowned Sataness 12
Run. run fast. it's never going to get better
D J's MOM 17
this one gets a big OH HELL NO! at least you're smart enough to leave. no room for 3 people in a marriage, and it's not even a mother in law.
DanielleinDC 34
At least you're smart enough to decide that you've had enough and are going to dump his ass.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Good for you getting out of that mess. It will never change, only get worse. He'd have to consult her on when you can consummate the marriage, have kids, what to name the kids, etc. RUN.
nfer69 3
lmfao are you dating my ex boyfriend?