Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."
anythingmustbe 18
Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.
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Comments (100)
sfrele 3
i guess you just got robbed by an idiot that now believes is a millionaire
vandeele 8
Idiots... Idiots everywhere.
blond_girl37 5
I would love to see his face when he sees its fake
shinikageWolf 15
"Sir, since when is Oprah Winfrey on the million dollar bill?"
westboundcali 13
LOL
bigpops 12
YDI
FkTheWorld7 8
People these days....
kiraleann 16
Maybe the thief is really that stupid and believed it was real. If that's the case, then f his life too.
yerawizardlizzy 27
No I'm sorry you deserved it. Fake or not, the likelihood the person breaking in would have seen the supposed value of the note before he was in the car and in front of it is pretty slim; unless they were leaning over the car and saw it before they made the decision to break in. Now I'm not saying he was smart to take it, but they saw a currency note and went for it. We have had people in my town break into cars for loose change that was visible. Be careful.
baconboy_42 8
Wait, you mean this *isn't* real? ::facepalm::