Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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Welshite 40
I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."
anythingmustbe 18
Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.
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Comments (100)
dane18 12
That is.... Just... AWESOME
Enslaved 38
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality."
stephers444 17
Who would be that stupid?
imchacon22 19
That's when you know the struggle is real lol
Isa_fml 20
Sorry about your car, but on the bright side, at least you know you'll never be as stupid as whoever broke that window. :P
awkwardloveannie 28
just because op isn't dumb like that person doesn't mean much because that means op will be the person victimized by idiots
worldclassrager 41
Well that one million dollar bill would have paid for the repairs better luck next time OP...XD
bigNaKeD 9
Probably an illegal who doesn't know any better
Cazz91 21
More money, more problems. I guess that doesn't really apply with fake money on the more money part for the thief but it sure caused you more problems.
an3ph 20
It is a dangerous thing to assume anything in this dumb world is obvious.
yerawizardlizzy 27
I agree. I'm highly doubting the person breaking in actually saw that the bill said one million on it. They probably saw a currency note and went for it.
Caltech 12
so damn stupid