Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
I would love to be the bank teller taking the bill when he tries to cash it. "No, sir, we don't cash Monopoly money either."
anythingmustbe 18
Too bad that money wasn't real. The idiot could have used it to by some brains.
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Comments (100)
amulya 14
You can't fix stupid :/ good luck with your car tho!
Ksweety_fml 27
Hahaaa.... Jokes on them.!
bikergirl93 18
that must be one stupid person to go to all that effort
Dakota1967 3
Today, I broke into a car to steal a 1,000,000 dollar bill.... it was fake. FML
\ 28
"Real Life?" Thank God, i thought I was in a fantasy. :)
jellybeens_fml 16
Aha I had one before! I would always mess around with the kids at school with it
AverageJoey 18
Look at this way at least they weren't smart enough to steal anything else. Still though that does suck.
pwnman 33
Why did you have it in the first place? I mean, yeah but what if that was him teaching you a lesson for your mistakes.
KingReppin956 15
YDI. You should know by now how stupid some people can be.
ahippienamedrae 10
'murica