Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML
Today, I came into work late, tried to sneak in, but got caught by my supervisor. Usually I wake up at 7am, hit the road around 7.30, arrive at work before 8am. Today I woke up at 5am, thought that I could go back to sleep for 2 hours, I went back to bed. When I woke up, it was already 9am. FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, I got ready for work half-asleep, grabbed my coffee, and walked out the door. It wasn’t until I was in the elevator that I realized I was also holding the TV remote instead of my phone. FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I was excited to finally take a day off work and relax at home. However, as soon as I was on the couch to Netflix and chill with my cat, I got a call from my boss saying I was needed at the office to fix a major issue. I ended up spending the entire day at work and didn't get to enjoy my "day off." FML
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teff7 7
Why did you put off looking down and to the right for 2 seconds until after lunch??
ajh1800 25
Did you not notice anything wrong when no one else showed up?
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teff7 7
Why did you put off looking down and to the right for 2 seconds until after lunch??
ajh1800 25
Did you not notice anything wrong when no one else showed up?
RichardPencil 32
Later in the week you can slack off because you got a head start today. Be discreet about your slacking so it appears like you’re working (no internet ****.)
zeeba_neighba 10
Check. Use your cellphone for the internet **** FTW.
RichardPencil 32
That’s a good life hack for viewing the ****, but there’s the issue of the full **** experience. If anyone can figure out how to pull that off in an office, they’d be a hero!
Sinshine 28
"Honey, check the computer's clock. Notice anything?" "Yea yea, later *hangs up without further comment*"
Bill Lee 3
You boss must like you very much