Today, I walked in on my dog slurping my coffee. I'm not sure how long we have been sharing my morning cup of joe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my dogs spilled half my coffee at home. My other dog drank the rest of it. Went to Starbucks later, picked my coffee up off the counter, and the lid popped off, spilling all over the counter, floor and my hand. While they were making me a new one, I dropped my sandwich on the floor. FML
Today, I walked out the bathroom and saw my girlfriend peeing in a mug. She said that's the mug she uses when she can't hold it anymore. That's the mug I put my coffee in every morning. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I leaned in to pet what I thought was a very realistic dog statue outside a café. It was a real dog. I startled it, screamed, spilled my coffee on myself, and the dog judged me. Loudly. FML
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should have been suspicious when you noticed the foam on top ... and you don't own an espresso machine.
Balphleair 24
Most dog owners don't have a problem with that
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Comments (23)
Balphleair 24
Most dog owners don't have a problem with that
Talis99 26
I confess to letting my two cats have some of my ice cream or water. Pet owners like me are strange, but we love our fur balls.
maritime1992 5
Speak for yourself. I eat ass, and even I think drinking after my dog is crossing the line.
fragmen52 18
My cats get left overs but never food I plan on touching again
arrouz 13
There's an easy way to tell how long it's been doing that. Just keep it from drinking the coffee and see how long the energy loss from caffeine withdrawal lasts.
RichardPencil 32
You should have been suspicious when you noticed the foam on top ... and you don't own an espresso machine.
RavenousRiley 2
He didn't say anything about foam on top.
c420racer 13
I know the feeling. I caught my dog drinking out of my cup of water after licking her ass. I feel your pain. *dumps water in sink*
RavenousRiley 2
I hope that you beat her ass after.
Suffolk_yourself 8
Why were you licking your dogs ass?‽!
c420racer 13
Ok poorly worded. After catching her licking her own ass.
captain_hero89 22
that's actually pretty cute
hpandher 16
Pet owners claiming that their life sucks because their pet does something they don't like. First World Problems, I suppose.
domolovesyoshi 33
You do know what this website is for right? Point time to the rule that states "no first world problems"
hpandher 16
The point is they aren't really FMLs. Not this one in particular, all those FMLs with cat/dog problems. If your life sucks because you have a pet, then don't get it in first place.
xercister 19
ahh. Ignorance is bliss...
shitstorm28 11
keep a close eye on that dog. caffeine is really bad for them.
leo1106 15
All jokes aside, definitely keep an on your dog. Coffee or caffeine in general is actually really bad for them.
LunarEclips33 0
I thought you would be more worried that caffeine is poison to animals. FML