Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
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shazza91 0
my cat did this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling you there's something wrong.. take it to the vet
Doortje 30
Smart cat. You should have apologized.
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Iwantskittles 0
take her to a mall at night, then run away. simple
Flounder 2
Cats do hold grudges actually, I was just reading about this recently. They know what's dear to you (or at least they identify objects you use often) and they piss on them. We had a cat that was a total bitch and would piss on our couch all the time when she was feeling slighted. There was nothing medically wrong, she got plenty of attention, she was just a bitch. I was a big cat person until high school when we went on vacation and when we got back, the kennel told us they had lost them. We went out calling for them and we even saw them but they refused to come - they basically went feral in 2 days. I've never trusted cats since. Their demonstrations of affection are nothing more but their way of ensuring they continue to be cared for - they don't really love you, they are just self-serving pieces of crap. And again - I can't stress this enough - I USED to be a major cat person. So yes, OP, your cat probably is trying to punish you. And you know what...f*ck that. I say get rid of the cat. You don't need to be "punished" by an animal.
Coldinside 12
No.
tylanol7 12
You r totally right example my moms cat loved me.....right up until the point i stopped giving it treats now it hisses at me and attacks me and only me and i did start trying to give treats again to
veritoswty6 14
take it to the vet.. poor thing (to the cat)..
purple_sarah88 0
Rather than jumping to conclusions please get the cat checked by a vet as peeing where they shouldn't, especially if they were previously house trained, can be a sign of a serious illness, like a urinary infection which can be fatal to cats. When it is painful for them to pee because of a urinary infection they can have accidents or associate the agonising pain with the litter box and go elsewhere. Although this has been going on for a while, it could be a recurring issue, it's definitely worth getting her checked for any health issues.
life_lol 0
it's just a cat kill it and get a dog
ringmaster27_fml 0
Problem solved = get ride of the cat!
Doortje 30
A ride on the cat? I doubt that will do any good.
perdix 31
Are you sure you have a cat, or could that be your little brother who thinks he's a bear?
sataris20 5
it's time for a new cat.
lkd8165 0
that sounds more like a physiological problem than a behavioral one. most times when a cat will not use the litterbox it's a bladder infection or bladder crystals or renal failure. other times in intact male cats its just territorial marking. regardless, take that cat to the vet immediately!
Moniquepeeters 0
Try seeing a vet or buy some cat-diapers. It is not like that the cat remembers what happened months ago. Maybe she is partially paralysed due to your action and she can't help it.