Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
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shazza91 0
my cat did this for a while, on all of my things, turns out she had a bladder infection, and it's her way of telling you there's something wrong.. take it to the vet
Doortje 30
Smart cat. You should have apologized.
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iPunchedBigFoot 5
Control your pussy.
bludangl 0
cats aren't vengfull, bladder infection probly
puffin_fml 2
Stepmom's cat didn't like Dad for whatever reason. It would occasionally poop on his side of the bed. One time the cat pooped on his coat while it was on the bed. Dad took the cat and rolled him in the coat while it still had the poo in it. The cat never messed with Dad again. Do what you have to do to teach that cat a lesson!
ballenzak 0
Lay some aluminium foil on the couch. Next time she jumps on it, she will be so scared she will never do it again. Sounds odd, but it worked with all my eight cats!
guppy40000 0
yeah cats can really take stuff seriously and they never forget. You better make it up to your cat somehow or plastic wrap all your stuff.
mariet_fml 23
Beat the hell out of your cat every time she does it. Also pour vinegar where she had peed; gets rid of the smell and the idea that she can do it again.
brokenhelix 4
time to kill the cat. all of them...
pat8158 1
I guess the only thing to do now is step on it neck.... it'll stop peeing after that!!!
KBu 2
don't **** with cats
ManicGypsy 22
YDI for being a possible animal hoarder. For your cat to be urinating on everything for months, I know your house has to smell like urine, but you obviously don't care enough to either take it to the vet, or get rid of it, so maybe you don't notice the horrible odor because of the fact that your house always smelled like that because you have too many cats.