Gotcha!

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

Lonesome tonight

Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML

Diaspora

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

My brother the Gigachad

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

Breakout

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

Shooting yourself in the foot

Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML

Dude…

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML