Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML
Today, I had the flu and couldn't go to school. My dad called in and told them that I couldn't be there because I have an itchy anus. Not only that, but my birthday's tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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MegMM 0
haha. that sucks! something like that happened to me. I was in the 6th grade an missed school cuz I had hives. H-I-V-E-S turned into HIV! :P dumb kids!
Woodsy007 0
isn't it weird how kids change stories. I went sledding and hit a rock with my chin, I fractured my jaw. I came back to school a week later to have 3 kids ask me how it felt to get hit by a truck.
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raithex 0
That seriously suckks, man. I wish you the best of luck in school, and with your PID.
canadasucksthese 0
Go to Kush.ca to see how america should be!
mariahrawks 0
fylfylfyl; that's gonna be hard to explain.
abdur 0
Agreed completely.
STEREOSCOPIC 0
what's PID?
Shell02 0
im confused..google said it was a female thing. the op is male...
maskedman 9
I may know who your sister is. I asked her, "Is your brother sure he has this dreadful disease?" She said,"He isn't just sure. He's HIV positive."
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Truth is, you DO have HIV :[ Actually, it's not just HIV... it's developed into AIDS. And not just any AIDS, it's Squirrel AIDS. You poor, sick fool :'(
MadaZer0 8
You've been failing lately haven't you? Mind if I pop your hymen to get you to be funnier?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Anything helps :P
PinkRoseLove 0
RAy William Johnson's show Equals Three reference FTW!!!!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#77 Glad somebody got it :]
Beaverboy123 0
It is a genetic mutation that occurs in the development of the child. The immune system has T cells to locate the virus and mark it. Once the T cells have marked the virus, the white blood cells will develop a formula to destroy it and eradicate the virus from the body. AIDS is when the all the T cells in the immune system die, or there are too few for it to function at all. HIV is the start, or when there are plenty of T cells, but there is the virus inside the body. Overtime, the virus uses the T cells to breed, which cuts off the immune systems communications. This is why the immune system will not work, and if there is even one cell of the virus inside the blood stream, the immune system will succumb to the virus over time. My immune systems IGA count is extremely low because of a genetic mutation in the development of myself. There is no virus involved. Is that clear?
FYLDeep 26
It says she was going to pray. Doesn't that mean you can still stop her?
momov2 0
I thought PID is pelvic imflamatory disease. Usually from too many STDs. At least in females. My mother is a mat nurse and she was always telling me about PID when I was a teenager. Her way of preventing premarital sex lol.
kristina2987 0
Hahahaha!
jennadol95 0
Any of yall that said the OP deserved it, yall are dicks. Thats not something someone deserves. My gosh. People are so stupid these days. @ OP;;; straighten things out. Before school. And if its already gotten out, explain the situation and play it from there.