Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML
Today, I had the flu and couldn't go to school. My dad called in and told them that I couldn't be there because I have an itchy anus. Not only that, but my birthday's tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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MegMM 0
haha. that sucks! something like that happened to me. I was in the 6th grade an missed school cuz I had hives. H-I-V-E-S turned into HIV! :P dumb kids!
Woodsy007 0
isn't it weird how kids change stories. I went sledding and hit a rock with my chin, I fractured my jaw. I came back to school a week later to have 3 kids ask me how it felt to get hit by a truck.
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Comments (115)
F_duke_665 0
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!
mtr_fml 0
sucks
anorangebaby 1
i agree
Biohazard41 0
I feel bad for you
nomnommonster 0
woah ._.
Aj4710 0
I died a little after hearing that...
cincyboy 0
haha wow sucks for you
chicmagnet939 0
you should give her your AIDS
asianwolf 2
lollol this can be resolved though. just tell your sister that she has it wrong and she can say that she was wrong. maybe it won't work completely but it will work on some people.
dealwithlife 0
awwwww!!!! that seriously stinks. you will probably spend tomorrow ignoring questions about who you screwed.
tweetbaby14 18
well the simple solution is to tell people that you don't... duh and plus who would belive anything some kid says a lot of them have no idea what they're talking about
ButtNekked 0
just say ur sisters lying, everyone believes the elder child hurr durr.
bubba7394 0
hahahahahah. classic
Shell02 0
at the risk of sounding stupid.. what is that?
aiden0515 0
what's pid
Shell02 0
thats wha i wanna know! lol
Betz 10
say u got it from her...?
woofis 0
lol agreed I rofled at this one
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
ooh! say your like Ryan white and got it from blood!
iplaymw2 0
yeah
fanceh 10
mix them together and you have a phd.
zach277 3
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
jarrettd 27
Google is a magical place.
simplexalarms 7
If like me, you feel inadequate in life, you think you're ugly, you smell of beetroot and paisley, and life has generally let you down, leave an empty comment.
asianwolf 2
your comment is touching.
Extacy23 0
Diannaa 0
ouchthatsux 0
MadPercussion 0
*insert nothing here*
Ben360 6
redbeater 5
ahhhhh! so a nice little tribute to white people!? thanks!
harryman04 0
bettadenne1 0
BLACK
iDONTNO54 0
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leadrunner751 3
jk my life is great
sweettpie129 11
Sorry. Hope you can overcome this like I'm trying to.
Furytalon 14
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Haven246 7
{ }= empty
khaos888 0
that sucks dick bro I'd hit her
Bubbelz 25
What's wrong with you?
treesdevin 0
ahahah at least they'll think your not a virgin lol
Mattfail 0
not true... they could just infer that he was born with it if the OP is a dork.
sirpancake 0
Dorks get laud more than you think.
ilikepie789 0
no they dont #9
emo_fail_child 0
yeah they do
tweetbaby14 18
no dorks don't get laid hot nerds do. everyone knows that
Mahyar 2
alexandraa_fml 0
oops, wrong one.
alexandraa_fml 0
I GIVE UP. My comments go in strange places. :,(
bthakid87 0
haha! loser
sykes831 0
ahw tsk tsk. looks like you won't get getting laid anytime soon.
Fedor_is_KING 0
No raw dog at least.
MegMM 0
haha. that sucks! something like that happened to me. I was in the 6th grade an missed school cuz I had hives. H-I-V-E-S turned into HIV! :P dumb kids!
Woodsy007 0
isn't it weird how kids change stories. I went sledding and hit a rock with my chin, I fractured my jaw. I came back to school a week later to have 3 kids ask me how it felt to get hit by a truck.
Kairiyuna02 4
ahah don't worry you'll be able to clear that up in no time
wiiareonfire 0
Take advantage of the opportunity if it gets out of control. If a person you don't like, per se, an enemy, mocks you about it, rat it out to a counselor. Then clear it up with the counselor, and you'll hit two birds with one stone!
gtridr 1
ur pic is win
quarterback7 0
u wanna b a virgin
xxtacos4lifexx 4
I do :)
Furytalon 14
That's not smart