Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML
Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML
Today, I had the flu and couldn't go to school. My dad called in and told them that I couldn't be there because I have an itchy anus. Not only that, but my birthday's tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
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MegMM 0
haha. that sucks! something like that happened to me. I was in the 6th grade an missed school cuz I had hives. H-I-V-E-S turned into HIV! :P dumb kids!
Woodsy007 0
isn't it weird how kids change stories. I went sledding and hit a rock with my chin, I fractured my jaw. I came back to school a week later to have 3 kids ask me how it felt to get hit by a truck.
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emily420 0
sorry : (
goku86 0
PID can stand for Primary Immuno-Deficiency or Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (seen only in women)...the OP doesn't seem to know much more than his sister if he expands it out to Primary Immune Disease...
wtfthisisweird 0
:(
kemar7856 0
hahahaha
Wow467 0
say u got HIV's from the biggest ***** at school LAEL
Smiz 0
lol
JockeyGirl 0
awwww lmao oh well u know the truth so if anyone asks say the truth.
MrFagHole 0
badly wprded
Beaverboy123 0
Yes it is primary immunodeficiency disease. The specific form is IGA deficiency, which is one of the more common forms of PID. My mother talked with my sister, and everything was soon resolved, despite the chaos that followed. I still had a lot of questions about it in school, which was honestly quite embarrassing.
awsomeroncat22 0
EW all of this sounds gross lets talk about something else