Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job over a coupon a coworker offered me for bonus reward points. Apparently, it wasn't one I was entitled to. I never even looked at the coupon and assumed it was fine since they offered it to me. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
just because she offered you the magazines didn't mean you had to read them at work.....perhaps during your break would have been more appropriate......but at the same time ya your co-worker is a total prick....
allmidnighteyes 11
Sneaky ******* bastard. Getting you fired so that he could take your place on the pulpit of eternal glory that is your position.
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Comments (55)
thrawg111 0
lolz sux
Dbag320 0
SECOND HA HA HA, BOW DOWN TO MY GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooooo_fml 0
not really second retard...
Dbag320 0
SHUT UP BITCH, I DON'T RECALL ASKING YOUR OPINON!
jpschilder1 0
hah, you suck.
brutallyhonest24 0
so the plot thickens...
firstman_fml 0
i jerked off at work on someone's keyboard and never got shit for it. Someone watched too
Jmido 0
lol @ 35. and to the op, just cry sexual harassment. It's the cool thing to do now days.
mylifeisfuckedd 0
youre disgusting
thatonek1d 0
ydi for being an idiot
oooooo_fml 0
thats stupid..... O_O
DebitOrCredit 0
Ooh. =( Find out where your coworker lives
allmidnighteyes 11
Sneaky ******* bastard. Getting you fired so that he could take your place on the pulpit of eternal glory that is your position.
kerrygirl 13
just because she offered you the magazines didn't mean you had to read them at work.....perhaps during your break would have been more appropriate......but at the same time ya your co-worker is a total prick....
Thespade_fml 0
DUH
kerrygirl 13
wow someones clever.....congrats on being able to turn on a computer thespade......5 year olds are clever nowadays......
a_z__0_9 0
wow, fyl
TeeParty 0
What a dick.
nomo_fml 0
That coworker probably wants your job. Less competition and all.
hitherestranger 0
you didn't HAVE to read it. everyone knows you shouldn't read on the job. it's your fault.
brendiz 0
What a bitch. FYL for being her victim....idk if you are an innocent victim or not but FYL