Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
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ohsnapword 21
Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.
Tikaani96 15
Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.
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Comments (52)
cyberI7 13
Did you Marry the same person?
xx000o 27
Just say no.
TheRareDoge 12
Don't do it OP! She could use that shit against you in the future. She could say "oh well you had a threesome with me and another girl so I want a threesome with you and another guy." It's not worth it OP.
sh4ll0truth88 8
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Why the hell are you even complaining?!?
SpyroMello 29
Because some people are loyal and want to love only one person
joeyl2008 29
I feel like its fairly obvious why he's complaining.
DoomedGemini 38
Some people are fine with things like this- I wouldn't say they're not loyal- others aren't. Just because you would love something doesn't mean someone else with different views and boundaries should.
jake_braves 25
I would just do the 3some. Sounds adventurous. At least you get two women. Could be worse like she wants another guy. That's hot. Lol
emogirlzrcool 10
Hey, I'm all for having threesomes, me and my boyfriend are into doing that but, I don't think a honeymoon is the most appropriate occasion to have one....
crudeandrudeguy 29
Agreed. It really depends on the relationship and the people though. Some people can do it and enjoy it without it causing problems and some can't. If one of you is uncomfortable then you definitely shouldn't do it...
iliveformystery 18
How exactly is this a bad thing?
Rababco 29
You can just tell her that you don't want to have a threesome.
Solano2580 24
I'd talk to her about it, if you're uncomfortable with threesomes in general just say that, if she goes through with it anyway then she's not right for you.
FreckledSatan 17
I don't think everybody should be saying "Quit complaining." Just because he's a man does not mean he's instantly open to having sex with two women, especially his wife's friend. It can be a scary thing if you aren't willing to share your partner and are for a fact not polyamorous. It would be just like a woman being asked by her husband to have sex with her husband and his friend. It's a big thing to do if you've never done it before and it's also hard on self esteem and confidence to think your partner wants someone that isn't you. Hope everything's okay OP.