Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
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Top comments
ohsnapword 21
Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.
Tikaani96 15
Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.
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Comments (52)
mysteryland 17
It's a trap!
dnissila 10
Poor, poor you.
Kg317 18
this dude just seems really ungrateful
ssnow_fml 20
Are you complaining?!?
mvdude 4
Sounds like you hit the jackpot!
PulpFact 8
Why is this an FML? Unless the maid of honour is related to you, you my good sir have hit the jackpot
oisi 1
I don't see what you are complaining about... You describe every guy's drem coming true!
ĴΘŖĐĄÑ 1
I don't see how this is a legitimate complaint?!?!!
OneGuySixDemons 23
I don't see why you would mind...
xxWTFxx1981 23
seriously do it if it makes her happy trust 20 years of the same type of sex over and over will dull a marriage and maybe even break it. not saying it will be easy but better than her starting out with 50 shades of grey... but hey if you're into that do this for her and by logic she should do that for you... go get her tiger... or should i say them...