Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about possibly having a threesome. In his words, choosing a woman would be "a fun new experience for us to enjoy together." But choosing a man would be "forcing me to watch you cheat, and pretend that I'm okay with it." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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jonnymohio 2
Now it's your turn. Have a threesome with HIS hot best male friend, and go to town!
AnthonyD86 0
and now it will be awkward when your with your friend. awkward when your with your husband. and more likely than not he won't stop banging your friend.
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Comments (102)
AnthonyD86 0
and now it will be awkward when your with your friend. awkward when your with your husband. and more likely than not he won't stop banging your friend.
deliciouscake 3
I lol'd.
munchly 17
I kinda agree, it is cheating if he doesn't involve you. I don't agree that you deserve it just because you agreed for a threesome. many couples are comfortable to have them and it helps spice things up for special occasions. now you will have to tell your husband that you didn't enjoy because he didn't involve you so you won't do it again and it is HIS fault.
llcooljoey 0
she really doesn't deserve this much YDIs
pepsie_fml 0
i no! she agreed to it and watched her husband bang her best friend. her life sucks
Guru_Gal 12
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#74: Perhaps she didn't try hard enough to be involved. She can't just lay there and expect them to focus on her. She actually has to try.
thatssomia 12
dude are you serioud?? He is her husband!!! and he is the one who persuaded her so he HAS yo be the one to involve her. And maybe she did try to get involved but he didn't really care?
lexajordan33 7
she's the wife the other is extra she shouldn't have to try
jonnymohio 2
Now it's your turn. Have a threesome with HIS hot best male friend, and go to town!
iluvsidney 0
agreed
AlexxRaven 0
I agree!
u_killed_kenny_ 0
yes go to TOWN
NzxtZ06 0
I agree with 4. and 57,... come to think of it, everyone else for that matter
SydneyIsSexie 0
agreee!!!
Jimster1712 0
epic win period
jawaqueen 1
Hell yeah, then he would know how you felt
jawaqueen 1
99-Love your pic, me gusta!
djinnyf 12
Just before u get rid of that jerk...
atvarela 0
first niggus
Igor_g5 0
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You deserve it for agreeing to a threesome. If he really loves you and you take care of him sexually he shouldn't need more. And all it turned out to be was permission to have an affair - While you watched. And I agree that you're going to have a hard time keeping him away from your friend.
nygirl8302 0
i agree. you shouldn't be married and having three-somes. that's really something you should do with a casual fling, at best (not that i condone having them at all, really). if he really loves you, he won't need or ask for that crap...especially if you are having sex regularly with him. you just gave him the excuse he was looking for to cheat on you without getting into trouble.
PandaSue92 4
I definitely agree. I also think that if you truly wanted it, you should have talked to your husband, and possibly even your friend, about how things were going to go down. Some things are better semi-planned rather than just going into it blindly.
SpicyDuck 22
Just cause you would never have a threesome doesn't me she deserves it. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes and ways of spicing up their sex life. She didn't agree to it knowing her husband would leave her out and if anything she should have stepped in herself and taken control and showed her husband what she's made of.
amazed_71 14
#4...some men just aren't satisfied by one woman no matter what she does or doesn't do in bed. Sounds to me like she's trying too hard almost...agreeing to a threesome.
T_X_P 2
This isn't an FML. It's the precursor to a divorce.
Sleeter 0
And a divorce isn't grounds for an FML? I think it is.
Dynoblaze 1
and this is why the reality of a threesome rarely lives up to the fantasy.
BMD4 0
Well now ur f*cked ... That had to have been the dumbest mistake u ever made. And I agree with every1 it was permission to have an affair and u just lead ur marriage straight into a divorce
wbrycem 0
Why would you invite someone who is better looking than you? That's just asking for it. I mean, yeah it sucks, but you kinda dug your own grave.
freddie_fml 0
Someone watches Friends, apparently.
heagles92 0
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geon_olam 17
thats the first thing i thought of when i read this
caticaticati 3
And this is why I think threesomes are a stupid idea.
KackDaddy46 0
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u think 3somes are dumb cus ur ugly
lailax3 0
^ aww yr so sweet loll