Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
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Top comments
ohsnapword 21
Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.
Tikaani96 15
Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.
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Comments (52)
Disuke 3
If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd visit my parents.
crudeandrudeguy 29
By far the best comment so far
tomvertigo 17
You deserve way more upvotes.
theR4nger 8
Why is this a bad thing?
rosslynch553 16
I think thats a great thing. Not for your honeymoon though
freedom111 7
Humblebrag has a new brother- fmlbrag
Neko26_fml 4
I've never understood why someone would get married and then want **** everyone else. I wouldn't even want to get married and waste someone's time if I'm having sex with many different people. Maybe that's just me.
michaelw7671 1
Seriously??? Something every man dreams of and you didn't sign up for it? Maybe you'd have preferred the best man.
whysobeachy 37
No.
Mynxie 26
@32 Not all men dream of it. my boyfriend has no interest in inviting anyone else into our bed, be it female or male.
Dale_shackleford 13
It sounds like a trap. If he goes for it I am 95% sure that at some point in the near future, she will say something along the lines of "oh yeah? Well you had had sex with the maid of honor after our wedding!"
domolovesyoshi 33
He can throw hat right back at her and say " Yeah? So did you"
kattykat1 13
At least it wasn't the maid of the hotel
darkslayer15964 5
Why the hell are you complaining about that. That's an amazing honeymoon start and end.
mattwhite 13
Can you spell: Annulment?
DobbyGotPwnt 8
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.