Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
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Top comments
ohsnapword 21
Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.
Tikaani96 15
Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.
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Comments (52)
thunderniron 22
At least it was with a female. :-D
CliffyB03 28
Is this the kind of FML that the "you deserved it" is actually a good thing?
nathann34 1
Wtf that is hella lit if my wife said that I'd be in in a second!!
Mysterybounty 6
Wow, your wife wants to have a 3-some so **** your life? My god whine more about something that should be awesome, you don't deserve to be married.
cathartes_fml 1
Dear Penthouse, ...
TrippyEyes 16
There are plenty of ways to handle this. Politely declining or reluctantly screwing are the best 2.
interesting33 37
I would advise never to reluctantly screw - you should never be in the position that you feel you have to screw someone when you don't really want to
DeadxManxWalking 27
*Fry meme* Not sure if this is a test or if wife actually wants to have threesome
tomvertigo 17
If she is testing you, as so many are saying, you're going to have a hell of a marriage because that is very manipulative. All the people saying "Well, is she hot?", or "At least it's with a woman" don't understand whatsoever the kind of stress and pressure something like this puts on a person...
FastTurtle9 14
I said you deserve it in a different context than normal, go for it bro
PuffPastry 8
If you don't want to, you don't want to. You have the right to say no, especially since you feel off about it. It would be the right response especially since she could be testing you. Having a threesome could also cause some major issues, which would be ridiculous since you don't seem to be interested in the first place. You gotta stay true to yourself. If you don't want to, you have the right to refuse.