Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Missed opportunity
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Make your mind up
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Spare wheel
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Hard no, thanks
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Third wheel
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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nchov523 11
I don't know... To me, it seems that if you truly loved your girlfriend, you wouldn't e very eager to involve another person in your lovemaking. But maybe it's just me.
MrsPegg 45
EX girlfriend, right?
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diabetic2damax 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Take the hint
Lucia_Malpense 14
OP's girlfriend probably wasn't prepared to break up with OP, which means she probably tried to keep quiet about her little affair. I think that OP found out by accident- there was no freaking hint.
StalkerChick 13
Wait, so who was the third person? Someone explain!
unknown_user5566 27
9- I think #1 meant "take this as a hint that your girl doesn't like you anymore." 36- OP's girlfriend invited two other people over to have a threesome with, instead of inviting OP and someone else. She cheated on him x2.
ljord2n 4
Hey maybe take a hint means she's a lesbian no one said #3 was a guy
sonicgreg 12
Take a hint as in you don't spend enough time with her.
mackischillin 5
What hint?! I think you sir, have mental problems. But that's just my opinion.
nchov523 11
I don't know... To me, it seems that if you truly loved your girlfriend, you wouldn't e very eager to involve another person in your lovemaking. But maybe it's just me.
imperfections55 1
i completly agree! fantasys of another person are unfortunally normal, but to be so eagar to get someone indicates you are not sexuall satisfyed.
SLRMarvel 1
But if you have a strong relationship and trust each other a threesome can be a fun experience.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
2 and 15: Well a lot of people feel that way (which is great), but there's also a lot of couples that enjoy kinky new things (also great). As long as everyone involved is okay with it, it's all good. This FML is just plain cheating though, and the OP should find a new girl.
KaiserSD 8
Agreed with above. Your girlfriend is a cheater, and apparently likes it kinky when she cheats, which is a downer on both accounts for you. Sucks dude, get a new girlfriend. And previous posters, it's just sex, not forever, get over yourselves.
imperfections55 1
because im sure if your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated then said "its just sex not forever" you would say "Oh sorry sweetie! i misunderstood" i will respect other peoples choices and views on relationships, i simply stated mine
rs89 20
#15, are you deliberately writing this way?
Parky03 9
No one gets this. He wasn't there, it implies he is being cheated on and missed something great.
imperfections55 1
i apoligize, enlgish was not my first language... i dont see why you had to put me down about it, for how long ive known it i feel im doing rather good /;
berichsoon 11
60- you don't need to apologize, your comment isn't that difficult to understand. She's just being a bitch
zack11742 7
See some people just feel differently and appreciate openness in their relationship at least that's how I understand it
EyesofStone 27
I understood you very easily, 60. Don't worry about it and don't let this deter you from using the language!
Dcm210 19
Yea but this is while he was at work,he wasn't involved
Quinn32 16
I feel like "just learning English" may be turning into an excuse like "my little brother stole my phone" but maybe that's just me.
greenimk 4
Must be some best friend. I mean, I love my bff but I'd never have sex with her...
loopsy_fml 14
70- it's just you
shadexilmaendu 4
It's totally fine for you to think that way, and it's totally fine to prefer an open relationship as well. For me it's because I love the person, I don't want to limit what they can do with their body. It takes a lot of self confidence and lack of jealousy to make an open relationship work, but just because some people love differently doesn't mean it isn't love :)
txbelle210 5
Agreed. YDI OP
megamandude455 10
Uh… 2? Op was at work
nchov523 11
Yes, but my point was that he said it would have been the best thing/ day ever, therefore implying he liked the idea of a threesome (with him involved, of course)
aj94w 4
I agree with you unless there were just somehow two of my girlfriend...then it's game on. ;)
gunslinger79 4
Yeah, ok moron
sydstoomuch 19
Grammar dude..
deBlobX 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Take day off= foursome
Tdrizzzzzly 19
^ you just went full retard.
SkoomaKi 28
Never go full retard.
MalloryKnox 8
Just ask Sean Penn.
MrsPegg 45
EX girlfriend, right?
AKGirlinSD 20
Better be! I don't understand why people stay with cheaters.
TheDrifter 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wouldn't that be best friends? Tell her video or she's bluffing, and hope she was bluffing, it's about your only good outcome here.
SweetlyPsycho 4
The **** are you talking about?!
sissycullen 4
Seriously. Just... what?
blaackandprouud 20
5 is saying "you mean best friends", implying that third person was also her best friend. Then 5 basically said OP should say "video or it didn't happen" and said that for OP's sake lets hope it didn't happen.
TheDrifter 24
Thanks 82. I would have thought the negative thumbs came from a disagreement with my thought process if they had not made it abundantly clear that they didn't even follow the comment. Maybe I should highlight the important bits, maybe use hashtags so that I at least earn my thumbs down for objectionable viewpoints.
TheWindowLicker 13
It's not your viewpoints, mate. It's your atrociously written comment. You don't need to highlight anything, just need to learn to revise.
chickenflem 8
I hope she's an ex gf now.
Drigr 9
I was expecting it to finish with "but the friend was a dude." This was worse.
winnerme123 8
If that was the case the they could make a sandwich.
gc327072 31
11- Good grief! And I thought MY name looked like a serial number...
Bob_Cat_fml 14
#51, Well, no one said OP was a dude either. Could totally be a girl. And the friend could be a boy or a girl too.
Fusion_Fear 14
Ex girlfriend*
TheDrifter 24
Spit roasting? Wouldn't that much spot just get messy? I hope they put a plastic sheet down.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Hope you dumped her