Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Status unclear
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Spare wheel
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Indecent proposal
Today, a guy propositioned me for a threesome with his girlfriend. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's knows I'm gay and have a boyfriend, or the fact that his girlfriend is my sister. He seemed confused as to why I turned him down. FML
The old dog has learned new tricks
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Hard no, thanks
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Third wheel
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Top comments
crudeandrudeguy 29
He doesn't seem to care if his girlfriend finds out about you so I think they are in an open relationship and he just didn't share that with you. Shitty deal
gatorclay97 28
Well? Was it fun?
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Comments (56)
gatorclay97 28
Well? Was it fun?
hoeslikedicks 21
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Moskaaa7 26
How about NO.
Stazza11 27
You crazy Dutch bastard!
Its_Sinon 15
How about YES
PharmacyJoe 13
I'm wondering how his girlfriend feels about all this. Good luck to both of you.
Pepsiisbae 15
Probably not very good seeing as he was dating them both and tried to do a threesome with them
abhig 14
Kick his nuts and ask how was the kicksome ??
CaptainSmith28 19
Boooooo
Badkarma4u 17
Despite what you see on TV kicking someone in the nuts is dangerous.
mrbman 3
Yeah, because assault is a good thing.
hammonds92 21
Trick him say you will then when you meet her sell that A$$ out!!
cheeeksss 29
If he is asking for a threesome, which will include the girlfriend, I'm fairly certain the girlfriend knows about this. Otherwise, I see no point in the guy asking.
crudeandrudeguy 29
He doesn't seem to care if his girlfriend finds out about you so I think they are in an open relationship and he just didn't share that with you. Shitty deal
12ig12 12
People like that don't even deserve 1 girlfriend
mrbman 3
Just because you are sexually repressed, doesn't mean the rest of is are.
Pepsiisbae 15
#48 he has a point guys with 2 girls dont deserve 1 girl
HitmanKillsYou 13
what, was it a terrible time?
worldclassrager 41
No longer seeing...right? Why am I asking? It's obvious it over if it's posted online...