Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
aback 5
If you guys have kids, get them DNA tested before she gets awarded child support.
xxCHUCHU 0
You were slightly upset? lol
kdaddy 0
what is it about extramarital sex that ruins a relationship?
genius_man16 1
gee I wonder. It couldn't be because they vow to stay faithful or anything at the beginning
Xxxohitscatxxx 0
54 = win.
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
YDI for being fat enough your wife doesn't want you.
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
YDI for being fat enough your wife doesn't want you.
iFruit 0
Wow, 9 years of lies.
iFruit 0
Oops, 10.
gtfwdr 0
wow...they musta been really good liars to keep up a charade like that for 9-10 years....how could you not notice??...but still fyl...
Anonymiz 4
I know it has been said before but, "slightly upset"?!?! From the look of that little qualifier I'd say that the two of you are better going separate ways.
plexico 4
I love how you "appreciated the honesty." Put ten years of deceit against one verbal confession and that doesn't total up to honesty. You should have known something was up when you saw that your wife's pussy was shaped like your best friend's dick!
Casualt1234 0
i was thinking the same thing as you. at least, the first part. the op kinda sounds like a pussy because he was "slightly upset" and appreciated her "honesty."
ky_stone22 0
@65, i'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. i'm not positive, but that's at least how it sounded to me. to the OP: sorry, man. that really sucks. i don't know how anyone can cheat. it's just really ****** up. again, sorry that your wife's a bitch.