Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
Fml37 0
I'm guessing you invited your best friend to your wedding. He didn't dump your wife when she married someone else!? WTF?
sarah_berah 0
I kinda wonder about that too...
fmh123 0
this fml is pretty ****** up
AnneFTW 17
Oh wow :S That's horrible! How could she have kept up the affair for 10 whole years! I hope you two didn't have kids!
SarlaccBits 0
Wow, sorry to hear... but seriously – you didn’t suspect anything – 10 freaking years! Or 9 if you don’t want to count the pre-marriage year.
caffrinn 0
wow, your an ass.. it doesn't mean he's a dipshit, it means he trusted his wife and best friend and isn't a suspicious clingy asshole like a lot of men.
kukopia 0
Ass meet hole. Hole, meet ass. The correct word is 'you're', but it's only correct if you indicate who you are talking about.
NSZ 0
Your wife cheated on you and you are only slightly upset? Wow... o.O
allocomrade 0
i am being fecisious
Vitamin_C 0
Facetious.
lazylacey 0
10 years?!?! holy crap
lazylacey 0
10 years?!?! holy crap
fawfulster 11
Well FYL because she cheated on you. YDI because now you got rid of her. It still sucks though...
xTrollz_OF_Lyfex 0
YDI for being fat enough your wife doesn't want you.