Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
Gasbarro 3
Oh you poor dear! Forgetting your birthday for two years! That's definitely so much worse than destroying the sanctity of a marriage since before it began. Man, your life must really suck.
molitov 0
that made u MORE upset?
hjanabanana 0
fake!
llortfeed 0
YDI for not figuring it out for 10 years what a dumbass YDI x 10
velcroshoes 0
How could anyone think that this guy deserved this, as of now there are 541 insensitive pricks...
KillaKingPerrie 4
I don't even know what to say.
JFox 8
Maybe his best friend just became "available" ?
last_fml 0
Screw that bitch man, give your 'friend' a beating he wont forget and never have anything to do with them again. Make sure she doesn't get shit in the divorce either...
bitten09 0
*****agree with #90!!!
FoundManyLemons 0
DTMFA, kick your "friend" to the curb, and sue away!