Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
Dead_and_Gone 0
FYL big time. Kick your ex best friends ass.
rustyrox 0
Why would she marry you that's so selfish. I'm sorry, I hope you don't have children together and I hope you leave her with nothing. PS your ex-bf's a douch. ditch him too... :(
Diligent17 4
Well think of it this way, she was honest enough to tell you despite being a selfish girl who wanted to sleep around with your closest friend. Now you'lll have time to recover and move on with your life. As much of an FML it is, it should be able to make you grow stronger as a person since you was mentally/emotionally stronger than her.
JFox 8
Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it still goes right over some people's head.
SillyAsh 0
How would you not notice that?
thesismate 3
Why did she even marry you in the first place?
thesismate 3
Why did she even marry you in the first place?
allocomrade 0
sshhhhh. and i knew that would happen lol
thejazzynator 0
if she was cheating on u in the first place then y marry u? she mustve been using u for the money or something...
marcadores_x 1
this fml sucks, its not even funny and i dont get it write again when something funny happens.
prabhpreet_s 0
i'd grab her by the hair and **** her hard right there