Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
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gmac91 7
Yep, time to dump that one!
HokieJ 10
I see that you left out ex before boyfriend. Make the correction and you should be good! So sorry to hear about your father!
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HokieJ 10
I see that you left out ex before boyfriend. Make the correction and you should be good! So sorry to hear about your father!
gmac91 7
Yep, time to dump that one!
bluejello2001 18
OP, this is just a sign of horrible things to come. Thankfully you seem to understand that. Get out now. A friend of mine married a guy who calls several times a night when she's out with me and other friends. It's gotten to the point where we take the phone from her when he calls, answer it ourselves, and tell him to leave his wife alone and get a hobby if he's bored without her.
Slyfried 64
What a sc*mmy guy. If that's not a sign that you're in a toxic relationship...
SadiyaRabia 8
That’s because he sees other girls behind your back, and his insecurity has him assuming if he’s doing it so are you. This one’s easy.
Trinity Fenwick 7
OMG RUN NOW! run now, fast, and don't look back. this is a behavior you cannot change and he will only get worse. I know.
evistman 12
Good bye
thehaystackerine 20
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You deserve it for still being with him. He's overbearing today, he'll probably slap the crap out of you over something pathetic tomorrow.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so did you dump his hovering ass yet
123Puppy 33
Why are you still with him?