Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
Pixelle_fml 0
She's been cheating on you for 10 years and you "appreciate the honesty"? Ouch!! You need to learn what honesty in. FYL indeed...
Indiana_fml 4
Wow, doesn't that mean that she cheated on your best friend with you rather than the other way round? O.o
Alexgoesfml 3
The sad thing is this FML might be true. Some how I don't buy this. You get divorced, that SHOULD be hard on it's own (oh, but marriage seems to mean less these days), not only thatdid she cheat on you...with your BEST FRIEND before you even got married. No this FML CAN'T be right! I refuse for this to happen. Human nature can't be this bad. Including the OP: I would probably commit suicide if that happened to me...yet you appreciated the honesty?
warhorse57 0
Ditch the dodo!!
plexico 4
Hey, limp dick, Maybe you can grovel to your wife and buddy that next time they ****, you can come over and lick her asshole and his balls while they are doing it. Sounds like that's all you are good for.
jessxoxo28 5
u "appreciated the honesty" ? thats bull. she cheated on u 10 years. and a year before u got married. some wife u have. and btw- u should kick ur best friends ass
JanisEvans 10
Dumbass... It's not like you met on your wedding day... Get your maths right.
kukopia 0
Trustworthy people are very seldom un-trusting of others.
annamg 0
What assholes, both of them. Ditch both their asses; their relationship won't last, and they'll probably end up cheating on each other. You know the saying, if someone will cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.
maddog_fml 0
Sorry to hear this shit. This ****** up man. But damn! For 10 years with your best friend? I would cut his ******* balls!