Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
Looks like you need both a new friend and a girlfriend. Sorry, man.
englishmuffin 0
Why did she agree to marriage then. Goodness. FYL
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Comments (124)
Maze600 0
you should have kept the pimp hand strong xD
dacman48 0
yeah, the star wars dvds are rather embarrassing, but wtfhs wrong with the video games?
soozin 0
O_o. THis sounds REALLY fake... Its just too dramatic.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
How can you be slightly upset? I would have killed the bitch! That's ******* terrible! FYL
amira101 20
well.. all i gotta say is she married the wrong person.... maybe she was high and thought you were the friend.... plus wouldn't you have known who your friend was dating?? well at least you stuck with her for nine years and shes a HOE... sorry man
ky_stone22 0
uhh, no offence, but...so? yeah, it sucks that your parents forgot your birthday for two straight years, but...this is someone else's FML(yes, it is definately an FML). you can post your own.
Peaches21 0
Oh wow, what a little *****. That sucks, FYL. Well at least you don't have to waste any more time with her. Hope you find a girl that's not a *****[kinda hard to find] and a true best friend.
bitten09 0
Wow #71 not all girls are ******. OP---this reallllly sucks! I hope you kicked her ass out and beat the shit out of your so-called "best friend". FYL.
bubblybrooke 12
ok. to all the idiots that can't recognize sarcasm, HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. I'm freakin 14 and I know this, you guys must be suuuch geniuses to not :-/ OP- that sucks. she's a bitch. dump her sorry ass and find a nice, normal girl. :)
Shyman4ever 0
Look on the bright side, atleast you're free and get to go to clubs to pick up girls.