Today, the moment after hitting "confirm payment" for my boyfriend's valentine gift (along with some sexy lingerie for the occasion) on a shopping app, my period tracker app popped up to let me know I'll be well into my period on the 14th. I'm getting cockblocked by mother nature herself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML
Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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RandomnGuyZ 9
Anal.
epicgamer 18
Just make up for it on a different date.
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epicgamer 18
Just make up for it on a different date.
RandomnGuyZ 9
Anal.
player69badboy 0
UBNB
ChristinePi 36
If you're both comfortable with it you can still have sexy times.
ChristinePi 36
It's also know for helping relieve cramps!
jaegerbomb98 6
yea but its really hard to feel sexy, or wear sexy clothes
MadamJones 1
I've found period sex is the best sex. It's the most turned on, plus it's nearly impossible to get pregnant while menstruating. I'd recommend talking about it and potentially go for it.
kusje 31
Exactly: nearly. Better be safe than sorry.
tibtak 20
Please use contraception if you don't want to be pregnant
Xcizer 17
It is very possible since sperm can survive for days. Don't take a chance on that kind of shit.
MadamJones 1
What I meant is that you have less reason to be afraid. I'm on birth control and my boy and I always use a condom but I'm still scared and thus it's still better on my period because I'm flipping paranoid and I'm less scared when I'm literally infertile. When someone is unclear, perhaps ask for clarification instead of assuming what they meant.
siggy_mcsigx 22
If you have sex on your period the guy should wear a condom for his own hygiene. Other than that , just wash up in the shower beforehand and it's fine! Fun and feels really good.
RodzillaX 30
Looks like no November babies this year!
RichardPencil 32
He'll be happy with ******** and anal. Perhaps you should up the ******* between now and then to soften the blow, so to speak.
Iwannarock1 19
Are you OK pencil?
KaiserFlash 4
You can still do it on your period. It's really not as big of a deal as people make it out to be.
slimeking3 3
I don't understand why you can't have sex just because of period?
Sir_Cow 17
Not everyone likes bloody dicks.
ripleythebard 12
What Sir Cow said, and also there's a massive taboo in the western world about period sex. Most people say it's disgusting and gross and unhygienic and a few even say it's sinful (or moreso than sex is usually). All that, when in fact many women are more "in the mood" during menstruation and there's nothing "dirty" about it at all. Sure, it's messy, but for the most part there's nothing wrong with it.
kelardy 11
Not exactly healthy, but if you use birth control pills you can keep a period from happening, just get a new pack and start it right after last day of the 3rd week. Warning as your period could be a bit heavier next time
katoeo 0
it's perfectly safe to do that and a great idea if you are expecting your period on a special occasion!
ImminentDisaster 12
Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should. I don't know if doing it continuously is dangerous, but there are side effects - my friend, for example, had the pill prescribed to stop her periods and she basically had constant PMS and even worse periods 4 times a year. Although, if its just for one time I think it would probably fine.
katoeo 0
it's perfectly safe to do that and a great idea if you are expecting your period on a special occasion!
Justy101 23
There's nothing unhealthy about doing that at all. In fact, if you have really painful periods, that's how doctors recommend treating it; by continuously taking the active pills and never having a period.
clair_brodie 35
Your advice of going straight to the next pill pack (if that is their method of birth control) is good but saying it is unhealthy is not true.
almost_there44 26
Dumbest advice I've seen today.