StantheMan93
Perrysburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
badluckdrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pet detective
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
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Karachi, Pakistan
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
killercow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47
On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.
LizetteBerenice 22
And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.
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teresa96706 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The guy may have left it there on purpose to leave a hint for you that she's cheating.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Don't know why you're getting voted down. It is definitely a possibility.
Noreason89 6
Pretty unlikely cause if he really had a problem with ******* a married women he wouldn't
jttorkildson 21
He may have just wanted the wife to himself, so he decided to let the husband know in order to break up the marriage.
SpartanMerc 18
It's possible he didn't know she was married until after they did it...
gearhead369 20
Yep, she's a cheater and you're gonna have a tough time ahead. You're obviously gonna realize this was a great thing......... Eventually. Good luck!
Jinxsie 27
Even though that really sucks... I'm glad he was at least smart enough to use a condom.
Johnnycake23 42
That bitch can handle all of that shit. Time to pack up and leave that *****!
taka3000000o 8
Why does he have to pack up though?
cassiebucaro99 12
Where's the bitch be gone? He shouldn't have to leave
bobslawnservice 16
Get ready to say goodbye to half your shit because your wife is a ****.
albertozeta_fml 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You know the difference between a big sheet and a condom? A big sheet can be flushed, a condom can't so it becomes a big sheet.
brand125 17
what?
Ilmoran 20
I'm guessing he meant "shit" not "sheet". That almost makes sense, although it's still poorly worded and not really funny.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Time to get some divorce papers.
holydevil420 10
Your profile picture was his reaction when he looked in the toilet
rockydify 22
Sorry to hear this OP. Hopefully you can work things out between yourself and your wife, but without losing your own dignity. Some tough choices ahead.
khorstmye 15
I guess he learned that lesson the "hard" way.
babyblueyes 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um yes you can? I always flush mine...
Astrum14 24
You technically can, but you're not supposed to because it ***** up the plumbing. Ditto tampons.
doctorhook86 25
#25: I downvoted you for thinking that flushing pieces of waterproof latex won't eventually have an effect on your pipes.