StantheMan93
Perrysburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
badluckdrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pet detective
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
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Karachi, Pakistan
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
killercow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
Top comments
RobinGoodfellow 47
On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.
LizetteBerenice 22
And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.
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coolbeansbruh 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wtf? Wife's boyfriend? Ur ok with this?
DolphinLaser23 24
Obviously not. That was the point of this FML
vikky538 29
I am thinking of a plot twist...your wife's boyfriend is the plumber...
iAlissa 34
Sounds like the beginning of a cliché porno.
doumtabarnack 12
At least he wears condoms with her. Still. Sorry OP.
samm63 4
You found out. That's a plus. They use condoms, another plus. You'll now lose 165? pounds in one pen signature, third plus. So sorry, that's a punch to the guts. Good luck. No one deserves this.
superspooky 13
Your wife has a husband and a boyfriend!? How progressive of her. I can barely keep a boyfriend, let alone have a husband too.
juturnaamo 29
I don't think she's keeping the husband.
stargirl_95 24
Since when is cheating considered progressive?
Noreason89 6
#65 pretty sure it was a joke
superspooky 13
#85 is the only one smart enough on this site to understand sarcasm apparently. Jesus you all need to lighten up.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Sounds like you need both a lawyer and a plumber. I would get that plumber first though :p
katekoala 13
Rookie mistake! But seriously, I disagree with the people saying "once a cheater, always a cheater." However, once trust is broken that badly in a relationship, it is really hard to get it back. And lack if trust can only lead to bigger and more pervasive problems. Good luck OP.
DrCheese 16
Try getting a divorce and letting her know by flushing her engagement/wedding ring.
erudite81 0
I'm sorry to hear that :( What a shitty way to start off the new year. But as much as it hurts, at least you know versus being potentially blind sided if she chooses to divorce you later (and has had time to make arrangements while leaving you in the cold). Good luck :(
thatonetribute 31
Common sense...