StantheMan93
Perrysburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
badluckdrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pet detective
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
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Karachi, Pakistan
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
killercow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
Top comments
RobinGoodfellow 47
On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.
LizetteBerenice 22
And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.
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Comments (132)
alexisrau 7
A lot of you are saying to divorce her or to work it out, but honestly, you can't give any advice to him because you don't know the relationship at all in any level. Let OP figure it out himself. Him, and only him, will obviously know what's best for his relationship.
countrygirl09199 13
Sounds like you married a great woman! At Least you know now tho!
apcsox 18
Them feels bro. My wife was stupid enough that they left the used condoms in the trash. Boy what a surprise when I scooped "her" cats shit that day and opened the barrel
Fr0gs 15
Wait, you cant?
pris0027 19
Dump her OP & Let that dumb ass have her.
ViviMage 40
Is this how you found out about her cheating? Calling a plumber?
elizabeth4166 16
Hold up, wife's boyfriend??!
Thorzix 23
He's being cheated on..
royceda510 10
He should also learn what the back of a shovel feels like
BeachGirl27 23
Wow, sorry to hear it man. That's awful.
i_lik_tomaters 21
Kick her to the curb