StantheMan93
Perrysburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Rookie mistake
Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML
Honestly
Measham, United Kingdom
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
frustrated
Killarney, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
badluckdrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pet detective
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
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Karachi, Pakistan
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
killercow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
Top comments
RobinGoodfellow 47
On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.
LizetteBerenice 22
And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.
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Comments (132)
TheGreastest 24
damn.. sorry to hear that. get a divorce asap
Soundslikeothers 15
and a plumber
MetalxSoldier 26
and a new girlfriend. (one that won't cheat obviously)
Mysterious_one 26
and a surveillance camera
Mysterious_one 26
and a surveillance camera
tbro47 23
#35 posting something twice doesn't suddenly make it funny
Derpinboppin 13
I'm guessing no more than two arms and two legs
AnthraxPrincess 18
They never said all the limbs were theirs...
Just_A_Tree 20
Did you know that limbs cost anywhere between $1,000 and $5,000 dollars on the black market. Therefore, you're telling me that your comment is about the same price as my car....
hugozac88 22
Clearly he still more arms left because he still sent his comment in
jackrayman 8
No have u ever seen how that works out?she will Fvck him too.
LizetteBerenice 22
And now your wife knows she can't get away with things.
wheresmymary 22
Dumbass
RobinGoodfellow 47
On the plus side, if there is one: you're clearly the smarter man she's in a relationship with.
paperroll880 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Now that it's out in the open, maybe you guys can work it out like adults and move on. OR... it could all go to hell in a hand basket Either way. Good-luck!
YourOpinionSucks 22
I had to make an account just to reply to you. Seriously? "Work it out like adults and move on." I hope by move on, you mean OP find a better, less whorish girl to give his love to, than to work it out with his wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater I say.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't believe "once a cheater, always a cheater". My ex's dad cheated on his mom, felt horrible about it, and came clean. They were separated for a while, then went to counseling and worked it out. They're still married to this day, happily married at that. They take vacations almost every weekend and are still very intimate.
WattledParsley 11
I think OP will prefer to divorce like adults instead.
badgercheese94 16
Each case is different, but ultimately it is up to those wronged to decide if they are willing to forgive. Cheaters are not owed sympathy or forgiveness.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree 58. Personally for me if I was in a commited long relationship and my partner cheated and felt bad and TOLD me about it rather than me finding out, I'd work it out.
mike762414 6
Tried that, it rarely works out.
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Sorry to hear about that OP. Keep your head up!
UhHuhHoney 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Smfh
ToxicTyrael 26
what does that mean?... 'Some major **** happened' ?
Polychromasia 18
'Shaking my f*ing head' smh also means 'shaking my head'
guynamedsky 15
#17 is right, why vote them down?
laden_swallow09 35
Because it contributes nothing.
UhHuhHoney 20
*shaking my ******* head*, not that hard retards.
tantanpanda 26
Lol it did contribute something; it answered a question.
razoray9 22
I guess it could be both
dragoongirl90 34
Aw I'm sorry OP. With the failure of the flushing of the condom, they flushed your marriage. Better you found out sooner rather than later, though. I know it hurts now, but you will heal and find a woman worthy of you.
BlindlyWandering 17
I'm thinking she flushed the marriage long before he tried to flush the condom.
dragoongirl90 34
Well duh but saying it that way wouldn't have been as eloquent.
SassyGoblin1198 9
Sorry man... Not much to say about these things :(
TheForgetfulOne 12
You just can't fix stupid