icarlypoop
Good impressions last
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
FarmerGirl
Brossard, Canada
Farm life
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Anonymous
Wahiawa, United States
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
love-shot
Hays, United States
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
helloworld92
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Party zone!!
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Jules
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
dontask
United States
Classy
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Amanda
United States
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
At least it’s not their lap!
slowhandjp 18
Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?
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Comments (5)
Sady_Ct 38
At least it’s not their lap!
RichardPencil 32
We can't be sure. We can only hope she was referring to the literal grassy area adjacent to a house, and not his crotchetal region.
slowhandjp 18
Did you have a party in her garden? and you got wasted?
lifeis4me 20
On the bright side, at least you did it in a place where they wouldn’t have to touch it or clean it. Using a water hose should be fine
Wadlaen 24
Just one of the negative sides of getting wasted before the date...