Today, I had no idea my girlfriend had such a poor sense of humour until I pranked her by hiding a plastic spider in the kitchen, and she broke up with me and asked me to move out. She’s not even arachnophobic, so I don’t get her extreme reaction. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend, KNOWING I have severe arachnophobia, changed the wallpapers on my phone and tablet to pictures of tarantulas, all because she's mad at me. And she won't change it back. FML
Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend for a video. I told her to pose for a photo where I got down on one knee and pretended to propose. She was so upset, she kicked me right in the face and dumped me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML
Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I managed to scare my wife by walking round the corner on my way to the bathroom. Somehow this scared her so bad, she decided she’s done with my shit and wants a divorce. I just needed to pee. I never play pranks on her, so how can she tired of pranks. What did I do wrong? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
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xaddrus 17
seems like there’s something missing here…
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Pranks are malicious acts.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Pranks are malicious acts.
Headlock912 2
a fake spider is harmless fun, unless she had some trauma event that you didn’t know about. over reaction for sure. sorry OP
Chazzster 32
OP, just what the hell good was going to come from that? You don’t prank the people you love.
Justkidding100 41
the hell is everyone so judgemental about? it was one joke, and based on the fml probably the first ever. you're ALL over reacting. pranks are just light hearted fun. any of you ever try uh, having a loved one?
RichardPencil 32
She's probably asshol-o-phobic.
Hangryko 32
Sounds like she's had enough of your constant bullshit.
Anderling 33
You don’t know her life story. It’s entirely possible that this reminded her of something triggering to her and made it a much bigger issue to her than it was to you. Also it just… wasn’t really a good prank anyway. A good prank is supposed to ens with everybody laughing, and freaking somebody out with a fake spider is unlikely to cause that.
xaddrus 17
seems like there’s something missing here…
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you sure this wasn't the final straw in a series of "my boyfriend is basically a child" acts?
Rake 18
That is exactly what I was thinking